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  3. Ç
  4. àTheInsidersGuideonHOWTODOYOUROWNMAGGIE..Ç
  5.  
  6. Justwheredoesallthedreamybullshitthatmakesupatypical
  7. issueofMaggiecomefrom??CIHrevealsall!!(Wellquitealot..)
  8.  
  9. InconsideringhowthedifferentpartsofMaggiearedone,each
  10. hasitsownapproachandsetof"skills"neededtomasterthis,so
  11. wewillconsideritsectionbysection..
  12.  
  13. äNews:-ÇEasilythemostinterestingareaofMaggie,basic
  14. informationisgatheredfromanumberofsourcesandprocessed
  15. finelyintothequiveringheapofhotnewsexclusiveyousee
  16. beforeyou..Thatishowitgoesintheoryanyway..Inpractice,
  17. "News"islikelytoreallyconsistofthemonthscollectionofthe
  18. mostentertainingrumours,whichhavealreadybeenamplifiedand
  19. exaggeratedbeforeIgettoaddmyownspintothemaswell..On
  20. theplusside,mostmainstreampublicationsarelittlebetter,and
  21. eventhetradepresscanoftengetsomethingcompletelywrong..
  22.  
  23. ThemajorrumourmillhastobeInternetandothervariousE-Mail
  24. systems..Godbless'em,everyoneforthehoursofspeculation
  25. andsheerentertainmentprovided.(Praisesincerelymeantbythe
  26. way..)Ifyouareatauniversity,youwillbepartofthe
  27. Internetsystem,andifyoudon'talreadyknowhowtogetaccess,
  28. haveawordwithyourfriendlycomputerdept..Awholeworldis
  29. waitingoutthereforyourdelight..Thoseofuswhoarenolonger
  30. infull-timeeducationhavetotaketheirinformationsecondhand
  31. fromfriendlymodemownersinstead..Inmycase,aälotÇofphone
  32. callstopeopleandresultinghugebillsusuallydothetrick..
  33.  
  34. Innacuraciesareveryhard(impossible)toavoid..Alargepartof
  35. theproblemisduetotheunstablequicksand-likenatureofthe
  36. computerscene..Justhowmanyofthe'predictions'inprevious
  37. earlierMaggieshaveactuallycometrue..Notmany,unlessthey
  38. werenegativeones,itseems..Totakeaveryspecificexample
  39. closetomyownheart,theinfamouscaseofJezSanandtheST
  40. 'release'oftheflightsimäBirdsofPreyÇ...
  41.  
  42. Backatthe1991SpringComputerShopperShow,weencounteredJez
  43. andsomeoftheotherArgonautboysinplainclothes..Itseems
  44. theycannotresistthetemptationofabargainliketherestof
  45. us..Adiscussionfollowed,whereJezpersonallyrevealedtome
  46. thattheSTversionofäBirdsofPreyÇwaswellinhand,butthis
  47. wasthelastreleasefortheSTashewasdisenchantedwiththe
  48. poorsupportAtariweregivingdevelopers...Fairenough,only
  49. äBirdsofPreyÇneveractuallyappearedfortheSTä..ÇThesensible
  50. thingforreviewerstodonowistowaitandwaituntilthething
  51. isactuallyontheshelves..(Adifficultthinginitselfwiththe
  52. attitudeofdistributorsthesedays..)
  53.  
  54. Thereforefornews,theonlycertaintyisthatwhenitis
  55. announcedthatsomethingäwon'tÇhappenà,itdoesn't!!
  56.  
  57. äReviews:-ÇThisparthasgotabiteasierovertime,somethingto
  58. dowithpracticeandexperience,andamoresystematicapproachto
  59. informationgathering..Productstoreviewaresourcedfroma
  60. varietyofsources,andtherearealsochancestoviewaproduct
  61. atanotherlocation..(Quitealotofthegamesreviewedäwere
  62. ÇpurchasedifIlikedthem,therestdidnotstickaroundinmy
  63. collectionforverylong..)
  64.  
  65. PD-typestuffwas(is)obtainedeitherbyaprocessofbarterwith
  66. variousPDlibraries,orfrombulletinboards,courtesyofour
  67. localdemofreaks..Insomecases,thecrewskindlysendtheir
  68. latestcreationsdirectlytous..
  69. ä
  70. ÇInrecentissuesofMaggie,therehasbeenmoreemphasisonother
  71. formatsoutsideoftheimmediateST/FalconworldsuchasthePC..
  72. Thereisalsomoreinthewayofreviewsinrelated,IE
  73. book/magazine/TV/Musicetc..ThistakesuptheslackwhereST
  74. relatedproductsfalloff..
  75.  
  76. äWibble:-ÇAlongwithreviews,thisistheareainwhichIfirst
  77. brokebigtime..Formoregeneralhumourousstuff,youhaveto
  78. waitfortherightideatocomealong,andseizeonitwhenit
  79. does..Quitealotofshort-storytypefictiongoesalongthe
  80. generallinesofathinly-plottedmassacreofinnocent
  81. bystanders..Thismaywellbearevealingpsychologicalportrait
  82. ofwhatmyminddoes,butdon'tlooktoocloselyeh!!
  83.  
  84. äShowsandEvents:-ÇMostlycomputershowsofvaryingcalibreand
  85. enjoyment..Presentlytheshowscenehashitabitofableak
  86. patchinallrespects,butnewdiversionssuchasScienceFiction
  87. Conventions,whatpeopledidonholidayetc,arerisingtotake
  88. moreofaplaceinMaggienow..
  89.  
  90. äOtherpeople'scontributions:-ÇThemostdifficultpartofany
  91. diskmaggie,istoobtainthesewhentheyhavebeenpromisedto
  92. you!!Ihavehadatleasttwocaseswhereanarticlehasallegedly
  93. beendone,butthediskwassubsequentlylost..Thedrying-upof
  94. themorecasualpartsoftheAtariscenehasmeantatailingoff
  95. ofunsolicitedcontributions..
  96.  
  97. äExtraGoodiesonDisk:-ÇInsomerespects,thispartofthejobis
  98. easierwiththeexplosionofsmallbutveryusefulprogramsfor
  99. theFalcon,butharderwithacorrespondingdeclineinstufffor
  100. theST..
  101.  
  102. äTheMenuShell:-ÇSomeverygoodluckmeantweinheritedthesuperb
  103. DeltaForceshellcodewhenDeltaForcehadfinishedonthescene,
  104. enablingMaggietokeepit'sdistinctive'look'..
  105. ä
  106. TheBestBit:-ÇFinishinganissue,sighsofreliefallroundwhen
  107. thisisdone..Itfollowsitisapainstartingtowriteforanew
  108. issue..
  109.  
  110. Nowyouknowhowitisdone,offyougo!!!!!!
  111.  
  112. (C)CIHFeb'94..
  113.  
  114. ä
  115.